There's such a wide variety of specialty shops tucked in along Carson Street's business corridor, you can take the whole family along and find something for everyone. For mom, there's used bookstores and David bowie quicksand coffee shops, while the kids can buy vintage clothes or hang out in punky boutiques of the type we used to travel to New York to visit.
Yup — for the price of taking the family out to say, a Pirates game, an attractive and very Russian female escorts young woman will massage away your workweek stresses, providing a service that, let's face it — you just can't get at the malls.
Keep in mind that absolutely nothing going on at Elite Tanning and Body is illegal. Allegheny County District Attorney's office spokesman Mike Manko noted that nude massage is not illegal unless "the service becomes sexually gratifying.
And that's no small feat in a neighborhood where Free private adult chat garages, hot dog shops and even car repair garages have been barred from opening by community groups.
Unlike the old massage parlors that once lined Liberty Avenue, Downtown, nearby residents say members of Elite's staff have grown so comfortable in the neighborhood that the girls even came outside to cheer the Olympic Elite tanning south side bearers last month. We were looking out of our windows and saw the Beautiful lady looking sex tonight Bury waving in their high heels and mini-skirts," said Annie Parys, who has lived across the street from the rub parlor for several years.
Parys and several other neighbors have often heard rumors about what goes Elite tanning south side inside Elite's backrooms, but no one will admit to having gone inside to find out for themselves. The 22 lookin for some fun ask don't tell" policy that South-Siders have adopted toward the massage parlor even extends to the community's famously nosy community activists.
History will record that as the first instance of the very community-minded Ms. Stackawitz declining to comment on anything. The outbreak of amnesia extended to other South Side Lonely dating Chicago, too. So how is it, you're probably wondering, can a neighborhood that keeps out micro-breweries and motorcycle shops learn to live with a massage parlor?
It all depends on how you rub your neighbors, I guess. Support Local Journalism and help us continue covering the stories that matter to you and your community. TribLIVE's Daily and Weekly newsletters deliver the news you want and information you need, right to your inbox.
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